THE CONSTELLATIONS - NEURASTHENIA EPIDEMIC
An epic!! A god-damned, bona fide epic!! That describes the first offering from this sublime disc. The title track clocks in at a positively sprawling 8:16. Yeah, that's 8 minutes. This is no unprecedented feat, surely, but where The Constellations' singles project is concerned it's a noteworthy event to be sure. So don't feel like only 4 songs is a rip-off, because believe me, it isn't.

The Constellations' Jeremy Latta, when interviewed by a local lifestyle magazine, had this to say:

"I purchased the program Reason, and it was used to conjure up pretty much everything on this one. What's different? Well, things are a bit faster. A bit more complicated. The truth is, I don't know how to play music, so programming some things can sure be liberating sometimes. Still, it sounds pretty lively nonetheless, which I was happy with."

Reviews have been very positive, glowing almost, and to-date approximately 3 copies have flown off of store shelves.

This hot cross bun of a single is the eighth volume of the Dominion Singles Club, which merits your investment. If you subscribe to the club you also get to see some pretty funny videos. And I will write you letters.

Listen to The Constellations or you'll be stricken with neurasthenia and be only a shadow of your former self.

This item can be purchased through this website, and the mail.

1. Neurasthenia Epidemic
2. Sealab
3. The Varieties of Repetitive Experience
4. Slowdance Your Way Off a Pier

See also....
catalogue
Til Death Do Us Part

Everything is Nice

Life in the Dust Bowl

Our friend Lazarus has fallen asleep, but I go now to awaken him from sleep

Cuckold

Paper Tiger

Someone Died in this House

Now I Feel Watched

Oh, Captive Princess!

Waste Your Life on the Ark of the Covenant