THE CONSTELLATIONS - HUNTER GATHERER
The modern mode of life - towns and cities, domesticated draught animals, luxury goods, and currency - is a relatively new character on the historical stage. Sadly, though, the ages that predated literacy are largely lost to us, save for their representations in amateur conjecture.

Here, then, for your consideration, is some amateur conjecture. In song form! We know you never thought it possible, and we assure you: you were wrong.

But that's not all you get here, not by half (by one sixth, actually). What else is there? Well, an alienated scientist (like usual), a repentant athlete (something new), a doomed and lovestruck explorer (like usual), and an average person adversely affected by super-criminals and their hare-brained schemes (something new).

The music? Better than ever. 100% satisfaction is guaranteed! Synthesizers, guitars, a recorder, the computer, and the sweet, sweet sounds of Mr. Jeremy Latta's voice. It doesn't get much finer (for people who like this sort of thing).

This hot cross bun of a single is the tenth volume of the Dominion Singles Club, which means that the end of the Singles Club is nigh...

Listen to The Constellations or you'll run out of large mammals to kill, and wind up eating sunfish and snakeberries every day.

This item can be purchased through this website (sort of), and the mail.

1. Hunter Gatherer
2. Anabolic Steroids
3. Life Among The Savages
4. Post-hypnotic Suggestion
5. The Charity Banquet Heist
6. Ornithological Taxonomy

See also....
catalogue
Til Death Do Us Part

Everything is Nice

Life in the Dust Bowl

Our friend Lazarus has fallen asleep, but I go now to awaken him from sleep

Cuckold

Paper Tiger

Someone Died in this House

Now I Feel Watched

Oh, Captive Princess!

Waste Your Life on the Ark of the Covenant