If a plague of zombies or other such ghouls were to beset your town you would probaby take up a pitchfork and strike back, right? And so you should!! This little series of tunes deals with the other side of the coin - what if you were the zombie? Maybe you would miss your sweetheart, and you'd try to fight through that undying urge to eat people to, perhaps, try and see her just one more time.
And who would blame you? I bet your sweetheart (in this scenario) would smell real nice and tell good jokes. And maybe, just maybe, you'd enjoy laughing at the police officers trying to shoot you. Maybe you'd even eat their legs to teach them a lesson.
If this actually happened to you, I bet you'd be able to walk into a library and take any book you wanted - without even checking it out. Wow.
And if THAT isn't enough, get this: an amazing vocal performance by the lovely Katie Dutton. AND amazing cover photography by none other than my mom, Yvonne Latta (and it's a damned good photo, too).
Now don't say you're not interested in hearing this record. 7 surprising songs. 17 melodious minutes. 1 superb single. And 1 peerless price!! 7 dollars? 7 dollars? That's ridiculous.
This hot commodity is the seventh volume of the Dominion Singles Club, which deserves your attention and currency. If you subscribe to the club you also get to see some pretty funny videos. And I will write you letters.
Listen to The Constellations or you'll turn into a reanimated corpse and be miserable forever.
This item can be purchased through this website, and the mail.
1. The Opposite of Eugenics
2. I Don't Want to be Cured Yet
3. I Know You're Out There Somewhere
4. People Want to Kill Me
5. Make a Pet out of Me
6. Undead
7. You're a Wanted Man (You Monster!)
Our friend Lazarus has fallen asleep, but I go now to awaken him from sleep
